so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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