Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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