Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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