yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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