Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm passing your future prison.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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