hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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