You're completely useless in the revolution.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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