"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
this hospital has no fireball
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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