I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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