At least make sure they are 18
Why
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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