dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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