Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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