if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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