So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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