Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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