Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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