just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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