Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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