people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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