Whod you bang
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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