my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I am naked and annoyed.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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