Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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