I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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