1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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