nut hugger
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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