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If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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