Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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