I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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