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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.

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• (310): View more from California

  If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it

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• (845): View more from New York

  he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There are no winners in a lube eating competition.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.

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