He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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