He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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