I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
