I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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