i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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