I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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