i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
His hands were made for my vagina.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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