I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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