covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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