I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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