if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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