Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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