Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry kubabe08 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(218): View more from Minnesota

Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?

Fav 4 2855 1734
share tweet
(405): View more from Oklahoma

There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.

Fav 59 7446 1863
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(559): View more from California

I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"

Fav 18 1415 5960
share tweet
(+61): View more from Australia

Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.

Fav 3 3340 968
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.

Fav 6 648 1473
share tweet
(280): View more from

So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.

Fav 12 2473 762
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(443): View more from Maryland

Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.

Fav 3 819 1294
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(678): View more from Georgia

Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat

Fav 0 153 201
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(813): View more from Florida

So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters

(1-813): View more from Florida

Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents

Fav 0 141 13
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT