He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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