so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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