My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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