I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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