Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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