I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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