We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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