I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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