i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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