East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I want to walk on stilts...naked
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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